Title: Text Thread
Featuring: Malak Garland
Date: 8/26/2020
Location: eyePhone
DEFCOM
Lord Nigel Trickelbush
@lordnigeltrickelbush • 3d ago
What is life if not a grand test? A rare few learn to smile while the lesson is being carved into them. A rarer few are yet to find the will to scream out against the horrors… and those are the ones I find most fascinating. Their time will come. And scream, they will.
Conor Fuse
@conorfuse • 14d ago
lol ok guy
Conor Fuse
@conorfuse • 14d ago
Okay this time going to close my eyes for real. Night everyone!
TOP FIVE
1. Henry Keyes2. Ned Reform
3. Conor Fuse
4. Corvo Alpha
5. Brock Newbludd
TAG TEAM
1. RCR2. M4NTRA
3. Lucky Sevens
4. Los Tres Titanes
5. The Lads
BRAZEN SINGLES
1. Kazuhiro Troy2. Nick Lotto Otto
3. Punch Drunk Purcell
4. Archer Silver
5. BIGBOSS Batts
TALKING DEF
"Oh, and BRA-VOOOO on all of the "Back in the kitchen, little lady" jokes, Bronson. Turns out it's not only your wardrobe that's stuck in the 1920s. Well done on the low-hanging fruit there, you malnourished-looking travelling carny half-wit. For the record, I've always wanted to ask, what's with the stupid wrestle-suspenders anyway? Did you fall into a cave when you were a kid like Bruce Wayne, only instead of a big scary bat inspiring you to fight crime you saw a bearded lady, a strongman, and a clown playing a calliope and you were moved to fight good taste with black and white special effects, ragtime music, and a disturbing and strange desire to roll back women's rights?"
- Dan Ryan