Title: An Important Message
Featuring: Jane Katze
Date: 4/13/13
Location: Defiance Promo Booth

[The Defiance Promo Booth.]

[Jane Katze stares at the camera, intently.]

[In her wrestling gear, she grabs a cinderblock from a metal folding chair.]

[She takes brick and puts it between her legs.]

"Lisa, how about Option Five?"

CRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUNCH

[Nothing but rubble]

[She smirks.]



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