Ascension EXTRA: SoHer KING

Posted by DEFIANCE Spy on 4 Feb 2016


Ascension EXTRA Scene: cVc Confronts Curtis Penn

Ascension Extra: SoHer King

 


The Wrestle-Plex is still buzzing, because the Ladder War for the FIST of DEFIANCE will begin in just a few moments. In fact, the locker room has emptied to watch the spectacle, except for one man, Curtis Penn. The now former King of the SOHER, sits on a bench in the middle of the locker room, slumped over with his elbows resting on his knees and face is buried in his hands. The title he held so dear will now have another name plate across it.

“You lost... HAHA!” screams a female voice suddenly.

Penn brings his head up from his hands to see where the voice came from. In the corner of the locker room to see Pixie Paradoxxx. Her neck is covered with cVc hickies. She is wearing a ripped and tattered Carolina Panthers cheerleader uniform. She has the now infamous rubber Donald Trump mask hanging off the back of her head. She only wears it if she begins to feel insecure. Pixie also has a blowpop dangling from the corner of her mouth. 

Curtis Penn:
What the fu….

Penn immediately looks around after she walks in. Curtis is now on full alert. He knows Chance Von Crank is close by if Pixie in the area. Suddenly Crank bursts through the locker room doors. He looks right at Penn as soon as he walks in. “Here he is, babydawl!” Pixie shrieks.

Both former SoHer Champions engage in a nostalgic staredown from across the big locker room. Pixie stands in the corner by herself. She pulls her mask down to cover her face as Chance walks towards Penn. Curtis jumps off the bench ready to roll if this encounter calls for it. cVc walks right up to Penn, nose to nose. 

cVc:
How long has it been, Penn? You look like you just let some random skank take your title you held forever… Oh yeah. That did just happen.

Penn drops his head slightly, then regains his confidence quickly to stand toe to toe with cVc again. Pixie is dancing in the corner, working on cheers for the Super Bowl, but then she stops suddenly. Pixie retrieves the Hillary Voodoo doll out of her rather large cleavage. “You are gonna lose, too.” Pixie softly whispers at the small doll. cVc continues.

cVc:
I just wonder what you will do now that I’ve come back to claim my “spot”? That belt had a real shot at being coveted and beloved for all time. Ya know?? With people like us holding it. It once did. But you… You allowed a female to beat you for our belt. It’s a real shame the way you turned bitch in the bright lights out there. I thought you had more sack to you than that. When did you become such a full blown pussy?

Curtis Penn
First off, it’s my belt. Second, close yer yap and open up your eyes, it took three people to beat me for my Southern Heritage Championship. 

Penn reaches out and grabs ahold of Crank. Chance doesn’t flinch nor pull away.

Curtis Penn:
If I recall correctly all it took to get the Southern Heritage Championship off of you was me. So if you think your skank and you can come in here and toss a couple of insults in my direction to get a rise out of me, you’re sorely mistaken.  And three, if your hooker friend didn’t have herpagonasypliaids I would show her how much sack Curtis Penn has.

Cranks slowly moves Penn’s hands off of his body, one hand at a time.

cVc:
You think you scare me? The Harlan County Devil fears no man… Especially a man that can’t beat a woman. 

Crank shoves Penn back causing him to trip over the bench, located just behind him. He lands in a pile on the other side as Pixie and Crank rush off. Curtis gets back to his feet completely furious, left to watch the swinging doors close behind the pair. 

 



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