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Christie's Propaganda Wayback Machine: Chance Von Crank

Posted by Christie Zane on 9 Oct 2015

Returning superstar Chance Von Crank is... well, loud? Also inapropriate, lewd, pushy... I could go on, but I think you get the point. His "people" apperently got intouch with the muckity mucks around here and demanded more pomp for The Trailer Park Prodigy's return to the ring... so, I urge you to look back at his body of work... his graphic profanity laced body of work... and prepare yourself.

Censors beware... The Shock-N-Rolla cometh.

http://www.defiancewrestling.com/bio.php?username=chancevoncrank&page=promos

CLICK ABOVE FOR CHANCE'S PROPAGANDA PAGE!

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"Do you people know he's STILL complaining about the Intercontinental Title match?? For a history lesson, and boy are we going back to a time of irrelevance here... but the guy, he wanted me pretty bad. He had this whole 'you're beneath me' vibe going while at the same time speaking my name every time he opened his mouth. It's Scott's way of playing hard to get, like we're in third grade and all my insults really means I like him. Then he'd run over and punch me in the shoulder and hide so that presumably I'd then find him and he'd try to kiss me in the bushes."

- Dan Ryan

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