Trailer Park Prodigy Responds to Allegations.
Posted by Chance Von Crank on 11 Apr 2013
Chance Von Crank has been under attack all week from animal rights activists. Even local promotors in Pittsburgh where the upcoming PPV Event, Untouchable will be held have even chimed in. It is being widely reported Crank will be picketed by local Pennsylvania animal right groups at the venue. We reached out to Chance and one of our questions was regarding his PPV Check and maybe doing as his opponent has planned to do..
"Chance have you thought about maybe donating your PPV check?"- Darren Keebler
"You mean give my hard earned money to queers and cry babies who can't handle meat? I fucked one of those tree hugging whores one time and let me tell you she ate my meat whole. Python donating his paycheck shows exactly why he doesn't have the goods to get the one... two... three... on yours truly, The Shock-N-Rolla. Python loves cheap heat, I put asses to seats. I owe twenty grand in back pay child support. If my check goes for anything other than that, BOOM Probation Violation. Python can donate his fucking checks, suck a few dicks, or hit the fucking bricks for all cVc gives a fuck. I'm going to end Python's career at Untouchable."- cVc
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