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Jess The Wrestling Statue Biography

Fed Info

Wrestling Info

Entrance Music
"Statues" by The Eden Project feat. Leah Kelly  
Wrestling Style
Physical, wild style. Like Wes, will occasionally stand still at random times to confuse/throw off the opposition, OC style with "lazy kicks" 
10 Common Moves
1. German suplex
2. Hurricanrana
3. Running double knees
4. Shoulder jaw breaker, followed by jumping neckbreaker
5. Spear 
Trademark Moves (1-5)
Statuesque (falling diving headbutt) 
Finishing Move (1-2)
Work of Art (spinning fireman's carry facebuster) 
Alignment
Face  

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TALKING SMACK

"That’s like, one hundred and forty-one and two thirds awesome. But then you take that amount of awesome and divide it by three, for the three of us, and then multiply it by the circumference of my penis, 3.4139482 while eating an apple pie, divided again by a negative number for our negative feelings toward those scum, and invert it to make the world right again, and it becomes the exact right amount of awesomeness we are. And then you take your amount of awesomeness, which is probably eighty four, two percent less than us, and add that to our awesome and you get a lot of awesome. Like. A lot."

- The D

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