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Malak Garland
Cyrus Bates
Teresa Ames

History

Biography
Malak Garland grew up in a town where not much took place. He was often left to his own devices to find entertainment sources, which ultimately led him to the underbelly of the internet. He soon noticed his trolling abilities were unmatched and allowed his addiction of upsetting people online to fuel his passion to pursue a career in entertainment. Cyrus Bates was a former powerlifter until his integrity came into question. Devastatingly hurt over certain allegations, Bates turned to social media platforms on the internet to prove his innocence. Instead, he became consumed with derogatory bashing back and forth. Teresa Ames was the quiet girl growing up in rural Illinois until one day, she discovered she could say anything she wanted to, unfiltered, on the internet. Now, her actual voice is as loud and brash as her unapologetic virtual one. 
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Ranked No. 5 in TEFP Top 50 Tag Teams in 2021  

LATEST PROPAGANDA

TALKING DEF

"That's like, one hundred and forty-one and two thirds awesome. But then you take that amount of awesome and divide it by three, for the three of us, and then multiply it by the circumference of my penis, 3.4139482 while eating an apple pie, divided again by a negative number for our negative feelings toward those scum, and invert it to make the world right again, and it becomes the exact right amount of awesomeness we are. And then you take your amount of awesomeness, which is probably eighty four, two percent less than us, and add that to our awesome and you get a lot of awesome. Like. A lot."

- The D

TOP FIVE

1. Henry Keyes
2. Ned Reform
3. Conor Fuse
4. Corvo Alpha
5. Brock Newbludd

TAG TEAM

1. RCR
2. M4NTRA
3. Lucky Sevens
4. Los Tres Titanes
5. The Lads

BRAZEN SINGLES

1. Kazuhiro Troy
2. Nick Lotto Otto
3. Punch Drunk Purcell
4. Archer Silver
5. BIGBOSS Batts