Barely Active Team Biography

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TALKING DEF

"Oh, and BRA-VOOOO on all of the â€Å"Back in the kitchen, little lady’ jokes, Bronson. Turns out it’s not only your wardrobe that’s stuck in the 1920s. Well done on the low-hanging fruit there, you malnourished-looking travelling carny half-wit. For the record, I’ve always wanted to ask, what’s with the stupid wrestle-suspenders anyway? Did you fall into a cave when you were a kid like Bruce Wayne, only instead of a big scary bat inspiring you to fight crime you saw a bearded lady, a strongman, and a clown playing a calliope and you were moved to fight good taste with black and white special effects, ragtime music, and a disturbing and strange desire to roll back women’s rights?"

- Dan Ryan

TOP FIVE

1. Henry Keyes
2. Ned Reform
3. Conor Fuse
4. Corvo Alpha
5. Brock Newbludd

TAG TEAM

1. RCR
2. M4NTRA
3. Lucky Sevens
4. Los Tres Titanes
5. The Lads

BRAZEN SINGLES

1. Kazuhiro Troy
2. Nick Lotto Otto
3. Punch Drunk Purcell
4. Archer Silver
5. BIGBOSS Batts