Where in the World is Eric Dane?
Posted by Lance Warner on 13 Oct 2012
Lance Warner, beat reporter for all things DEFIANCE, has been pursuing the hottest of all leads over the past week: WHERE IN THE WORLD IS ERIC DANE?
Nobody knows for sure if Eric Dane is even going to attend the Grand Champions League Tournament Finals. He hasn't responded to phone calls from the office, he hasn't been visiting his usual promotional stops, he hasn't been found at the Team Danger stripclub, the Pink Pussy Lips XXX. He hasn't responded to texts, emails, FedEx, or telegraphs!
This has dire meaning for DEFIANCE's future. Eric Dane's federation has thrived when he was present... And has had some serious issues when he is absent. The grasp of Elijah Goldman led to nothing but money blown uselessly. Any time Dane wasn't around, the inmates ran the asylum, and the place ended up a madhouse.
Riots.
injuries.
Chaos.
If Eric Dane isn't present for the finale, perhaps Tom Sawyer's feverish ramblings will have some credence. If things go according to Heritage's plan, perhaps Cito Conarri can steer the ship of state steady. If EVO wins, things could be bad. Hell, they could even be WORSE!
And what of DEFIANCE's reputation to blow expectations and minds? What if Sawyer foresaw an invasion from jOlt, led by their advance scout, Sylo? Or a WWA grand reunion as notable names like Victor Mandrake or Ryan Corey come back to repay DEFIANCE for the ending of Summer Games XI? The possibilities are endless, as this is professiona lwrestling.
Never. Say. Never.
Ever.
Tempers are running high in the DEFIANCE locker room, and factions are already forming. Box and FDJ's Moral Majority started the new arms race. “Money for Nothing and COOL for Free”, Cancer Jiles and Edward White have been showing alot of money in relations to Edward White's personal protection roster. Who will join them next? And will Tom Sawyer ever manage to recruit anyone to fight The Good Fight?
The only thing that can be for certain is that the answers will be had at the Grand Champions Finale, where everything is on the line!
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