BRAZENews w/ Angus: Big Pre-PPV Showcase in NOLA Announced!
Posted by Angus Skaaland on 15 Oct 2015
Now that we're less than a week away, I can spill the beans. In the hours before Acts of DEFIANCE goes on the air, I'll be calling via satellite an absolutely stacked BRAZEN show across town in some dingy little veterans hall... why? Because they allow BOOZE in this veterans hall, that's why? And don't worry safety dweebs, we'll be bussing all the lightweight neck-beards and DEFIA-weirdo's over to the PPV after they're good and hyped and smashed and whatnot.
Here's the tentative card...
The ENTIRE Angel City eXXXpress vs. ALL FOUR Southern Bastards... yeah, you read that right. Ol' Frank has insisted he pull double duty, so he and his crew of J.J. Dixon, Earl Lee Roberts and MASSIVE Cowboy will be strappin' it on against the stacked, jacked Lord Paramount of Pectoral Perfection, Flex Kruger and the trio of "Dapper" Don Hollywood, Rich Mahogany, and an ultra rare appearance by MAGNUM Pete Whealdon!
Roosevelt Owens vs. Howlin’ Joe Wolfe... the local boy and Dusty Griffith fanboy extreme Howlin' Joe is going to have his hands full. Strike that... he's going to have his hands OVERFLOWING when he steps into the ring against the FIVE HUNDRED pounder from Marietta, Georgia. Big Rosey is without a doubt the more green of the two, but the big man is far quicker than his wide load lets on. On top of that Owens' will have his uncle Brother Lucius Owens in his corner. Some are calling Wolfe being one of the next big call ups from BRAZEN... wonder what Rosey have to say about those rumors.
Reinhardt Hoffman vs. Sgt. Safety... heh, we knew the reaction Sergeant Safety would get the second he debuted, it's why we signed him. Safety has been pretty outspoken about the wild unhinged way we all handle ourselves here in the "DEFIA-verse"... so I decided to give him a nice clean technical match up... against a dead eyed German psychopath. Hopefully Sarge never warms up to our way of doing things, because the anticipation of waiting to watch him tied into a knot is spectacular. Bronson Box's bizarre smiley sparring partner seems like the perfect man for the job.
Mascara De Muerte IV, Sho Nakazawa & Butcher Victorious vs. Osaka Hate Crime... geeeeeet ready for the obligatory six man spotfest! But it's going to be one HELL of a spotfest as the dastardly Osaka Hate Crime tries to overcome the speedy trio of Muerte, Nakazawa and the Liberal City Landlord himself, Butcher Victorious. All three extreme risk takers, all three with something to prove. But with Butcher and Muerte being two of the lauded "BRAZEN Five" Kazuo Akamatsu, Yutaka Tendo and Mitsuru Yahagi are bound to see this as one more stepping stone to the main roster. If ANYone can overcome the high flying trio of white hats its the O.H.C.
The Holmström Brothers are going to participate in a little "mystery" tag team challenge. Seeing as Cul and his crew are so apt to cause trouble, I'm going to cause a little trouble of my own. With Cul strapping it on in our main event, I thought I'd put his creepy twins through their paces... tire them out a little. I might also make mention, Eric Dane himself has made it very clear to me, he wants a decisive winner in that main event. Soooo... well, I won't spoil the surprise but Floki and Ivar (and those two other freak shows they tool around with for that matter) are in for one HELL of a night.
And finally, no DQ, falls count absolutely ANYWHERE... “The Nu-Father” Cul the Reaper vs. “All-American” Levi Cole. It's no mystery Levi is pretty high on the boss mans radar due to some big wins on the road with the main roster, most notably his TV debut against The God-Beast. But all the noise Cul's been making hasn't gone unnoticed and myself and Mr. Dane both would like to see how it shakes out between these two first round draft picks. We all are well aware of Cole's technical accolades, being a former top flight NCAA heavyweight. Cul on the other hand... well, we know next to NOTHING about Cul. So we've gathered he's a pretty adept brawler but beyond that? Search me. Cul has been very vocal about his desire to face the current World Trios champs (yes, we still have tag titles, fuck you smart asses) the all-star team of Lindsay Troy, Tyrone Walker and Dan Ryan. One has to figure Cul's not done running his mouth, and a win in the main event against one of BRAZEN's golden boys right before a huge PPV would provide one a hell of a platform from which to get the Champs attentions.
So, join us for the show before the show! It's gunna' be a blasty blast.
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