Curtis Penn after the iPPV
Posted by Curtis Penn on 24 Nov 2013
An eager reporter approaches an annoyed Curtis Penn.
Source: Bleacher Report
After Defiance’s amazing iPPV we were able to catch up to the innovator of the Curtis Clutch, Curtis Penn, who looked far better than when he left the ring earlier that night. It’s amazing what a shower can do for your appearance. Not to mention a staple here and there to stop the bleeding.
I was able to get him to stop for a few moments and answer a couple of questions.
Me:
So Mr. Penn you were able to retain the SoHer Title in your bout with cVc how’s the leg?
Penn:
Lil’ stiff, but if you don’t get out of my way I’ll stick use it to knock your head off of your shoulders.
At this point I figured that the ice was broken so I pressed on.
Me:
It looked like ya’ll were thrown so massive haymakers in the ring can you describe being getting punched by cVc?
Penn:
Kinda like falling face first into a feather pillow, you knew that it made contact, but no other effect. Now, I hit him so hard that if you look closely you’ll notice descriptions of the impact floating above his head. And before they revived that cantankerous ass sore you’ll also see a ring of birds floating above his head. Descriptive enough?
He pressed his shoulder into mine and pushed pass me, but I was able one more question before he ducked into the taxi heading for the airport.
Me:
So what’s next for Curtis Penn?
Penn:
I’m going to duck my head into this taxi, go to the airport, and leave this island and if you don’t stop asking me questions I’m going to have this driver flatten your ass. So please stand here one more second and see if I joke.
Curtis Penn then shuts the door and I moved out of the way, something was telling me he wasn’t joking; it could have been the blood that was starting to seep from the stapled area or the fact the the engine revved and lurched forward.
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