Luke Dibbins Biography

"Half Crazy" by the Barr Brothers  

Brawler 

punch
kick
slap
headbutt
ear smack
face bite
belly bump
Other Moves:
clothesline
'Murican whip (like an Irish whip, but 'MURICAN god dammit)
elbow drop
knee drop
jus' plain old drop ('cuz he tripped)
Strengths: His overpowering body odor can sometimes make his opponents tap out, but it hasn't happened yet. - He's very strong when he's drunk, or so he thinks. - His losing streak is a strength, right?
Weaknesses: Easily distracted by hot dogs, hot wings, hot links, and hot women. - Out of shape and gets winded just walking to the ring. - He can't wrestle worth a shit.

He has very bad allergies, so if he doesn't take Allegra, he's done.

He has asthma.

He's very stupid. 

Redneck Rampage (Series of punches) 

DUI (Diamond Cutter)