Title: Secret Hidden Pirate Treasure Video
Featuring: Henry Keyes
Date: 8/2/2021
Location: A big ol' boat

Henry Keyes:
Hello, YES! Hi! Henry Keyes here. Pirate-man, Bell Clapper, the whole bit. I've heard that there's been rumours ABOUND about who my tag partner will be for Tag Party 3, and that's fantastic! It's fun having a little mystery, yeah? But hey, I've decided to share a little hint with YOU, the super-Faithful who took the time to find this clip.

Keyes looks left and right before leaning in, lowering his voice to just above whisper level.

Henry Keyes:
You've seen my teammate before, and not just on BRAZEN...though you probably didn't know it.

Keyes gives a little wink to the camera before looking to his left and beckoning someone off-screen to follow him. Keyes exits stage right, followed by a short Plague Doctor...


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"Look at the size of this freakin' house. That's right. As Joe the Plumber alluded to, I have a bazillion homes, each at least two hundred square miles in area. This is one such home. Remember that part of the book of Revelation in the Bible when John gave the dimensions of the city in heaven and described it in miles of length, the walls in miles of height and so on? It might as well have been a studio apartment compared to this. My home has mile markers. That's what I'm sayin', here. I'm not FROM Texas. Texas is inside my house. It's that big. Right now, I'm sitting on a couch in one of two-hundred fifty living areas in this one house alone. Just outside the window is my swimming pool, the Gulf of Mexico. I pay thirty Mexicans to lift my dick for me when I pee."

- Dan Ryan

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