Exclusive update regarding the FIST of DEFIANCE

Posted by Lance Warner on 10 Apr 2014

BREAKING NEWS: We do not have a new FIST of DEFIANCE!

I’m sure you all know what’s happened, but for those of you that missed it, after yet another beat down on the current FIST, Eugene Dewey, former FIST, Dan Ryan, walked out of Calgary with the FIST title belt in his posession. Upon arrival in Edmonton, Eugene demanded the return of his title belt, which Dan Ryan promptly refused and proceeded to proclaim himself champion.

Well, after the latest events on our GRINDHOUSE World Tour, I caught up with our interim BAWS, the Queen Bitch Of DEFIANCE Kelly Evans, in an attempt to clear up what exactly is going on with the FIST of DEFIANCE.
 

No, Dan Ryan is unequivocally not the FIST of DEFIANCE. He can claim to be all he likes, but the simple fact is that Eugene Dewey has not been defeated for the title. In fact… You know what? That gives me an idea.

 


I tried to press Kelly on what that idea was, but I was told I would have to ‘wait until we touch down in Regina.’

Suffice to say, I’m certainly anticipating finding out what Kelly’s idea is, and I’m sure you are too. If I find out anything before hand I’ll be sure to let you know, but if not, make sure you tune into GRINDHOUSE 12 on Saturday, April 19th!

 

 

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Lord Nigel Trickelbush
@lordnigeltrickelbush • 3d ago
What is life if not a grand test? A rare few learn to smile while the lesson is being carved into them. A rarer few are yet to find the will to scream out against the horrors… and those are the ones I find most fascinating. Their time will come. And scream, they will.
Conor Fuse
@conorfuse • 14d ago
lol ok guy
Conor Fuse
@conorfuse • 14d ago
Okay this time going to close my eyes for real. Night everyone!

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