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Frank Holiday Biography

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Real Name
Frank Holiday  
Alias(es)
"The Train Wreck"  
Hometown
Los Angeles, CA  
Birthday
 
Height
6'3"  
Weight
250 lbs.  
Handedness
Right  

History

Biography
After a failed attempt to break into Hollywood as a stuntman for all your favorite action stars, Frank Holiday had to decide how to parlay an athletic physique and an abnormal willingness to put his body in danger into a paying gig. Voila, a career as a professional wrestler was born.

While he’s managed to earn a decent living from it, a few too many concussions have turned his brain into Swiss cheese. Others have begun to fear he’s losing his grip on reality, but if you ask him, Frank will tell you his mind has never been sharper.
 
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Other Fed Awards
 
Gimmick
Just your everyday Hollywood washout-turned-pro wrestler with a penchant for putting himself in harm's way, possible brain damage, and a... unique... perspective on the world. 
Strengths
1) Bullseye: Unafraid of danger, Frank Holiday will take reckless and potentially self-destructive risks if there’s a good chance they’ll pay off.
And when they do, they pay off in a big effin’ way -- and do massive damage to the poor sap who gets in the way.

2) Not Just For Show: All those muscles look great on the sun-soaked beach, but they also pack a ton of raw, physical power. Who needs technique when you have brute strength? Frank’s ability to overpower his opponent is his primary weapon in the ring, as well as his first line of defense when he’s being outwrestled.

3) Crazy Like A Fox: Opponents may see Frank Holiday as an easily manipulated head case. They would be making a fatal mistake. The same traits that make Frank reckless also make him wily and unpredictable. If an opponent is foolish enough to underestimate him, that’s when Frank may hit him with a very unpleasant surprise.
 
Weaknesses
1) What Could Possibly Go Wrong: Of course, taking risks doesn’t always pay off. Frank may launch a kamikaze attack that crashes and burns in spectacular fashion, leaving him at a disadvantage.

2) Ooh, A Quarter: The same organic brain trauma that makes him such a delight at parties also makes him easily distractible. If for some reason his attention is drawn away from the match by the fans, his manager, the referee, outside interference, a quarter, Orion’s belt, or the price of oil, it can be difficult to get him back on track.

3) How’d You Do That: Frank is not a technical wrestler. While he knows the basics, he has little in the way of defense against a technically proficient opponent. Chain wrestling and unorthodox holds will stymie the big guy.
 

Quotes

  • The NSA is listening to you through your phone. I just read about it. Apple sends your info right to the government.
  • Are you actually accusing me of taking your precious notebook? The hell would I want with that thing anyway? I already know what's in it. "Dear Diary, I look like a Mike and Ike experiment gone horribly wrong and I suck massive donkey balls."
  • Get it, Lego Head? I see you. I see you for who you really are. I see through your disguise, and I'm not fooled by you. Call me paranoid all you want, but it's not paranoia if I'm right. And I'll tell you this: If I ever catch you watching me again, I'm gonna send you straight to the ICU. Intensive care unit. That's a promise, brah.
  • HOLIDAY... OUT!

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