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  • The NSA is listening to you through your phone. I just read about it. Apple sends your info right to the government.
  • Are you actually accusing me of taking your precious notebook? The hell would I want with that thing anyway? I already know what's in it. "Dear Diary, I look like a Mike and Ike experiment gone horribly wrong and I suck massive donkey balls."
  • Get it, Lego Head? I see you. I see you for who you really are. I see through your disguise, and I'm not fooled by you. Call me paranoid all you want, but it's not paranoia if I'm right. And I'll tell you this: If I ever catch you watching me again, I'm gonna send you straight to the ICU. Intensive care unit. That's a promise, brah.
  • HOLIDAY... OUT!

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"Look at the size of this freakin' house. That's right. As Joe the Plumber alluded to, I have a bazillion homes, each at least two hundred square miles in area. This is one such home. Remember that part of the book of Revelation in the Bible when John gave the dimensions of the city in heaven and described it in miles of length, the walls in miles of height and so on? It might as well have been a studio apartment compared to this. My home has mile markers. That's what I'm sayin', here. I'm not FROM Texas. Texas is inside my house. It's that big. Right now, I'm sitting on a couch in one of two-hundred fifty living areas in this one house alone. Just outside the window is my swimming pool, the Gulf of Mexico. I pay thirty Mexicans to lift my dick for me when I pee."

- Dan Ryan

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