Pete Whealdon Biography

Who is Pete Whealdon? Pete Whealdon stormed out of the LIONS FC Training camp in 2007 as your typical of the era American Strong Style Bad-Ass. Utilizing a Variety of Kicks, and Stiffer Kicks, and an Armbar that looked entirely realistic, he and his first tag team partner Alexander Shaw took america by storm. Storming, lots of weather related adjectives later, Pete Whealdon found himself on the outside looking in the WWA, but in no time flat he recovered, utilizing mainly the same two kicks to five star appeal, he and his second tag team partner, the always forgettable and generally uninteresting Curtis Penn found themselves running up the ranks, and then through the Faces of Death to capture the WWA World Tag Team titles. They would fend off the not exactly legendary team of 80 Proof who made many beer related references to them. Pete Whealdon would've stroked his mustache had he had one at the time, but he settled merely for his chin. and while Curtis Penn was more or less Pink Floyd post The Wall, Pete Whealdon was Dark Side of the Moon. In a legendary series of matches, legendary is totally dependent on who you ask. The Sex Symbol's and Pete Whealdon... and Curtis Penn participated in two matches to unify the WWA, and NWA world tag team titles, in Wrestle Coast Cascadia. Owing to a growing personality. Pete Whealdon decided mid match that he was done with Tag Team wrestling, and used one of those fearsome kicks to put down his own tag team partner.

People marked out.

Sporting his first of many successful Mustaches, Pete Whealdon returned as a singles competitor to the WWA, where he promptly held out for more money without wrestling a match. This roughly coincided with the founding of DEFIANCE, Where he sat on ice for several months, by this time, he was no longer the severe striker with a faux hawk and shave lines. No, now he had a mustache, and the first signs of casual sleaze began to seep through. He found a new cohort in Damien DeSett, and despite forming the Fuck/b/olts with him, they caught on as a tag team. As tag teams go they may have been the greatest tag team to never pick up a pinfall, but they managed to beat St. Louis #3, Making them by far the greatest Tag Team to have ever beaten that team. St. Louis #3 were so impressed with the general sense of Shatnerian grandness, they confused spoken word for rap, and the wheels on the bus go round and round for swizz beats. many laughs were had. But the laughter soon died.

A Tragic Incidence swept over the Fuck/b/olt nation. After suffering "severe" "injuries". They stepped away. Damien DeSett went to college, and drank "protein" drinks, and took "protein" injections to become the buffest comedian the world had ever seen. Pete Whealdon, well he trained in a manner Warren Harding would've found hard to argue with. Many a jug of Christian Brothers Brandy and Red Wine Later. Pete Whealdon found himself owning several suits that could make a wolverine purr and a practitioner of the greatest brand of technical wrestling ever. He had gone from Sweet to Suite.

Wait. What?! You're telling me the man who spit in the mouth of Laura Winters, Ruined Chris Hopper, Was once fun loving? and Harmless?

Can't be, Look, I read his bio, and I can tell you right now that this guy, following Ultra Title, and the kind of loss that left him rudderless and railing pain pills, certainly bore absolutely ZERO relation to Suite Dolphin Pete Whealdon, Look, I watched DEFIANCE, and I even liked his shtick with Damien DeSett.

Anyways, here's what you need to know. Pete Whealdon is a slithering slug of sleaze. No idea what his motivations are this time. But hopefully he's keeping his pants on.


 

WWA(WCWA, ICW, GEC,) WC:C, NEXT  

WWA World Tag Team Champion, WCWA Tag Team Champion 2X  

The Greatest Wrestler in the History of the World- ICW  

Sleazier than a gutter, but filled with gold and magic pink dolphins. And Vomit, day old whiskey, cigarette butts. 

Greasy- Covered in a generous amount of baby oil. Whealdon is literally hard to get a hold of

The Long.. Long Game- Whealdon uses several stalling tactics, non-stop to drag out a match, most of which require an opponent to carry him and his extra weight for the majority of it. Great at wearing opponents out.

A Man of Low. Scratch that. No Moral Fiber - No above cheating. At all. For any reason. Once tried to pay a ref off with Monopoly Money, you get the picture? 

Technical Wrestling- Can be out wrestled by a ladder. A cardboard box once beat him in Mexico. Doesn't apply to Chris Hopper. Who may be a worse wrestler than a cardboard box

Rage-As seen, Whealdon's antics often lead to him spending quality time unconscious at the feet of his opponent. Or wildly hoping the ref he previously tried to pay off with paper will force someone to let up on a submission.

Cheese- Whealdon is lactose intolerant. A clever opponent playing the long con could conceivably removing the mouldering hemp milk from his fridge and replace it for conventional milk. hoping that perhaps Whealdon will look in his fridge.