Don Hollywood Biography

Homegrown, grade ‘A’ genuine Hollywood slime, Don Hollywood isn’t a gimmick... it’s a lifestyle. On the surface he’s a crass, cocky young man cut from the same classic cloth of the champions of the 70’s and 80’s. Lantern jaw, short cropped blond hair, tanned adonis like physique and a mouth that never stops singing his own praises. Underneath the surface though you’ll find a frustrated young man most definitely on the wrong side of thirty not quite sure he has anything to show for his over ten years killing himself on the indie scene. He’s cool as ice most of the time but under the surface "Dapper" Don is as bad as they come.

 

 

 

 

"I might not be some collegiate schmuck or some roided out freak but I’m the best damn thing goin’ today, you hear me ya’ God damn nerds? I’m the BEST! East coast to west Dapper Don is keeping the tradition alive and making this game look like the only one played, Jack. I don’t wrestle, I give ‘em the Hollywood treatment, you followin’ where I’m goin’, jerks? I’m not a wrestler... I’m an damn entertainer! I’m everything you geeks aren’t. I’m an epic individual living amongst the decidedly un-epic masses." 

1. Experience. He's on the wrong side of 35, he's been around the business for almost 20 years of his life.

2. Natural charisma. He can talk your pants off. Yeah you.

3. No scruples. No reservations cheating his way to the top whatsoever, he actually prides himself on it. 

1. Complete coward. Desperately wants to avoid getting hit in the face.

2. Complete lech. Total pussy hound. Gets distracted at the drop of a hat of a pretty girl is involved.

3. No focus. He can brainlessly walk into some pretty painful situations simply because he's to distracted putting himself over or verbally ripping into a fan.